Tuesday, October 2, 2007

EXCLUSIVE: NO ELECTION IN 2007!

There you have it. Nice and straightforward. No hedging of bets. No hiding behind forms of words. Even the BBC's reliably straight-talking Nick Robinson is sounding shifty...

Why won't there be an election? Because Cameron will knock 'em dead in his Leader's Speech. Everyone will rally round. His party will remember Lord Kilmuir's famous dictum that loyalty is the Tory Party's secret weapon. An overnight poll will show a surge for Cameron. And talk of an election will receed quicker than William Hague's hairline.

Of course, if I'm wrong then I'll look a blithering idiot.

But I'm not.

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